"In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you."1 Thessalonians 5:18
I'd like to take this verse and use it in my next prayer. Maybe it'll go something like this:
Thank you God, for all of the torture, suffering and grief that you've caused. It is your will. Thank you for causing so much pain. Especially to people who don't even know you exist, rendering them unworthy of heaven and therefore subject to an eternity of even worse torture after death. Hallelujah. You are an awesome God, I love you.
Amen
Ooh ooh ooh, and whilst I'm at it I'm going to write a letter to those dudes, the Boston bomber guys, yeah...
Thank you Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, for all of the torture, suffering and grief that you've caused. It was your will. Thank you for causing so much pain. Especially to the people who have to live without legs for the rest of their lives, and the people who have lost their children. Hallelujah. You are awesome men, I love you.
Amen
Wait, that second one doesn't sound right. Hmm....
Oh! Of course!! Silly me!!!.....
Except for God.
Therefore it's morally wrong!
Unless it's God.
Whoops. Well, I take the second prayer back, but the first one is all good.
....
No. If everything is God's will, then first of all we have no free will, and secondly he is a fucking psycopath. Why on Earth would you worship a bloodthirsty maniac? Because the maniac tells you that he's powerful and loving? Nah. It's ridiculous. Nobody basing their beliefs on reasonable thinking would be a Christian. That only goes to show that rationality is warped by brainwashing and deceit. And that's bloody disgraceful.
Oh and here's another thing. If God makes everything happen, then he made me an athiest!
TELL 'EM RICKY!
Thanks for reading.
It was your will.
I love you.
I'd like to take this verse and use it in my next prayer. Maybe it'll go something like this:
Thank you Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, for all of the torture, suffering and grief that you've caused. It was your will. Thank you for causing so much pain. Especially to the people who have to live without legs for the rest of their lives, and the people who have lost their children. Hallelujah. You are awesome men, I love you.Amen
Wait, that second one doesn't sound right. Hmm....
Oh! Of course!! Silly me!!!.....
Except for God.
Therefore it's morally wrong!
Unless it's God.
....No. If everything is God's will, then first of all we have no free will, and secondly he is a fucking psycopath. Why on Earth would you worship a bloodthirsty maniac? Because the maniac tells you that he's powerful and loving? Nah. It's ridiculous. Nobody basing their beliefs on reasonable thinking would be a Christian. That only goes to show that rationality is warped by brainwashing and deceit. And that's bloody disgraceful.
Oh and here's another thing. If God makes everything happen, then he made me an athiest!
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